david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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