you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And then the night went full on bisexual.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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