jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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