So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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