How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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