is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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