I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
ttyl tear gas
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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