She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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