Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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