Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
wow bdsm is so cute
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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