You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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