my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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