If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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