wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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