I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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