Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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