The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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