I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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