doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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