I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
how does that bad decision feel?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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