She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need water and some morals
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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