if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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