I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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