You made me cry and you don't even care
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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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