he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
