How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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