belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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