My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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