We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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