No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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