There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
