Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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