...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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