It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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