Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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