I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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