i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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