he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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