It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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