Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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