No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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