so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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