That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
