two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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