You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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