We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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