i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
