I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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