I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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