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If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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