for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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