question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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