ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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